It's another one. - ViperEye - 24th Jul 2003 01:23
So soon? He must be full of himself!
Yup.
Yeah, I know. .plans are supposed to be used to update folks on what individual team members are doing. The problem is that I'm the PR guy. I just sorta... talk. A lot. Sometimes what I say sounds interesting enough to be thrown around. Most of the time it doesn't. Of course, when it DOES get thrown around, that means it gets seen pretty quickly, making the total purpose of my having a .plan section equal precisely ziltch.
Well, that's not completely true.
You see, I have a very over-inflated ego. Or I pretend I do, which is pretty much the same thing. Every single time someone makes so much as a smiley face where I see it, my self-centeredness rises in various increments (which I call "points," mainly because it makes me feel like I'm getting closer and closer to winning something). Now, some of you out there might criticize me for having the audacity to throw self-love around with little more break padding than a bit of well-chosen diction, but that's simply not the case; I actually have a point to what I'm writing.
Yes, that completely contradicts what I said before about having nothing to write about. Don't worry, it will all become clear.
So, back to what I was saying. You see, I try to throw in subtle (and sometimes not-so-subtle) hints in here. (See me talking like I've been writing .plans for weeks? Don't let me kid you.) Of course, sometimes I'm glaringly obvious, and sometimes I'm not. What's really fun is when I'm glaringly obvious, and folks CAN'T see it. Makes me feel like a CorSec officer skirting Kirtan Loor in Coronet City -- attempting the totally possible against an enemy who's totally clueless (and if I've offended any of you, worry not; it was completely intentional).
So what will today's hint be? Here goes:
There once was a man from Barbados,
Who loved to eat pasta alfredos.
Each time that he eats,
"I've got stuff on my cheeks!"
He says as he's munching tomatoes.
No, that wasn't the hint. I forgot the hint. You'll have to do with a worthless poem, because I'm too lazy to think up another hint.
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