Ahh... Sundays. I love Sundays.
Why? Because I have every excuse _not_ to go outside. I mean it's the day of rest, right? So I can sit inside all day in front of my computer creating sound effects and not feel guilty.
In fact, I can't remember the last Sunday I actually ventured into 'The Outside' *shudder*...
..EXCEPT for today. *larger shudder*
It all started with a phone call to a friend on Friday:
"Hi mate - hey have you got steel balls?"
"Yes", came the unusually rapid response, followed by a moment of silence, th.....
"No elephants (or wooly mammoths) were harmed during the creation of this sound effect.."
For the first time since I was seven years old (SaMbO begins to count backwards from 34.. on his fingers..) I found myself in total empathy with Da Bird. That'd be da Big yellow Bird.
Frustration nearing snuffleupagian proportions as what was in my head refused to appear in reality. I could hear it - hell I could even SEE it I swear, but as soon as I recorded it - it ceased to exist as it did in my imagination.
Perhaps there were too many adults around at the time. :D
However, much like Aloysius Snuffleupagus himself, persistence pays off and ultimately someone .....
Dear 'Guaranteed Formula',
Yes, I would like to attract women like crazy, as claimed by your recent and informative email to me.
...oops - wrong email.
Thank goodness I don't have a webcam. No really.
If I did, then you would've been able to tune in last week to see/hear me going "YYEEEEAAARRRRRR" into my mic (replete with suitable pained expression akin to receiving an enema) in a final attempt to re-create the most infamous Star Wars sound effect of all time. Damn you Ben Burtt. :)
The speederbike, I can do.
The blasters, I can do.
The Tie's.. #$%!^&!!
You'd think it would all kind of come together given the right ingredients, wouldn't you?
Elephants bellows - check
Jet fly.....